funny

Teacher : Who wants to go to heaven...?
(Everybody lift their hand except one small boy...)
Teacher : Why..?
He says,"Mom said come directly to home after school..."


TIPS 4 Boys-
If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.
If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you...
Think different -) :-P

What is Talent n what is Intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
not Tryng such a thng is called Intelligence.

Golden Words:
"A Man Who Is Behind Cigarette, Drugs, Alcohol,
Is More Safe Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."


A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher:
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To
Own And Maintain.


why r boys so careless & irresponsible?
b’coz
they know that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl is learning 2 be responsible 4 them anyway


lips r like frnds!
if we say STUDY,READ,WRITE lips never meet.

but if we say PARTY,PICNIC,BUNK,PLAY immediatly they will meet,
try it.


Boy; Na Hrudayam kaleega vundhi vacheyavva
Girl; Cheppu thiyyala?
Boy; osi pichhidana na hrudayam emaina gudi anukuntunnava?Cheppulu vesukoni ra paravaledhu.


oka ammayi entinunchi paripoindi.
malli 3days tharuvatha intiki thirigi vachindi
father(kopamtho):-inkem pattuku povadaniki vachave?
daughter:-nokia sanna pin charger dady...............!


Best song sung by a boy on break up..,...
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Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain
Give me another girl number
I m single once again


Bike unte
nadapali anipistundhi
T.V unte
chudali anipistundi
Lover unte
matladali anipistundi
deenamma jevitham
book unte
matram chadavali anipinchadu


How to Make a Wife Happy ??
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It's not so difficult
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Be a -
1.Friend
2.Companio n
3.Lover
4.Chef
5.Electric ian
6.Carpente r
7.Plumber
8.Mechanic
9.Decorato r
10.Stylist
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51.Driver
52.Psychol ogist
53.Pest exterminat or
54.Psychia trist
55.Healer
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102.Good Listener
103.Organi zer
104.Good Father.
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AND WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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255.Give her compliment s regularly
256.Take her for shopping
257.Be honest
258.Be very rich
259.Not stress her out
260.Not look at other girls
261.Rememb er birthdays&anniversar y etc.
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So Easy na !!?
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How to keep Husband happy?
1) Leave Him Alone :D


Parents always teach their children nOt tO talk tO strangers, :->....
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But the funny thing is that They strictly suppOrt arranged marriage! :P